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Pete Alonso Has Mets Fans Down Bad - Defector

Sports September 17, 2026

The operative fact is that the Mets were eliminated from the playoffs on Monday. Everything about Pete Alonso's return to Queens this week as an Oriole is inseparable from that, in time but also in c�...

Barry Melrose Brought Hockey Home - Defector

Sports September 11, 2026

Go ahead and listen to this. (For the real perverts, use this one; you just know you're about to stay up until 1:00 a.m. for a particularly shitty SharksMighty Ducks game.) What does it evoke? What d�...

Squirrel Leads Detroit Grounds Crew On Merry Chase - Defector

Sports July 29, 2026

On Monday the visiting Baltimore Orioles beat the Detroit Tigers by a score of something to something. This is not important. What is important is that there was a squirrel. With a squirrel's innat�...

The Yankees Had A Wretched Weekend In Boston - Defector

Sports June 30, 2026

The Dog Days of summer in the Northern Hemisphere don't officially begin until the rising of Sirius, the "dog star." This is usually mid-to-late July, and we can thank the Greeks for the canid constr�...

The Leafs Fell Ass-Backward Into Gavin McKenna - Defector

Sports May 7, 2026

At the NHL Draft lottery drawing, some of the league's most woeful, benighted, talent-free franchises came together to find out they'll be drafting third and later. Moving up to take the second pick �...

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Barry Petchesky

Articles by Barry Petchesky

Pete Alonso Has Mets Fans Down Bad - Defector

Barry Melrose Brought Hockey Home - Defector

Squirrel Leads Detroit Grounds Crew On Merry Chase - Defector

The Yankees Had A Wretched Weekend In Boston - Defector

The Leafs Fell Ass-Backward Into Gavin McKenna - Defector

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Barry Petchesky

Articles by Barry Petchesky

Pete Alonso Has Mets Fans Down Bad - Defector

Barry Melrose Brought Hockey Home - Defector

Squirrel Leads Detroit Grounds Crew On Merry Chase - Defector

The Yankees Had A Wretched Weekend In Boston - Defector

The Leafs Fell Ass-Backward Into Gavin McKenna - Defector